Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Never Thought I'd Say This

I've never been a fan, but today I say:
"Thank goodness for cell phones!" :-)

Unless you've been in one of my classes, you may not be able to FULLY appreciate this. Sadly, whenever I am teaching anything relating to circles, I feel called upon to pause before I do any drawing and state, "PRETEND this is a circle." The resulting image usually comes out (at best) looking like some sort of pathetic egg laid by a mutant chicken.

Yesterday in class I drew the best circle of my life. Knowing I would never be able to replicate this feat I said, "I wish I had a camera!"

Unbeknownst to me, one of my students took a picture of it with her cell and sent it to me today. So I have proof that I have, once in my life, drawn something that is a reasonable facsimile of a circle. It will probably never happen again, so this picture is tantamount to a picture of the elusive Loch Ness Monster. Were it not for Kelley's cell phone, "Nessie" would be lost forever ;-D

2 comments:

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Heidi said...

Translation please?

I speak only English and a little bit of Spanish, and I don't dare click on links I can't read.